偶地娘呦，您咋能这么唠叨？不过偶还是爱您滴！（附中英文歌词对照）
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偶地娘呦，您咋能这么唠叨？不过偶还是爱您滴！（附中英文歌词对照）
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这位妈妈在网上是大红大紫了。瞧着歌唠叨的，谁的妈妈不是这样啊？不过能把唠叨唱出来的还能唱那么动感的就不多了吧。创作这首《妈妈之歌》的是美国喜剧女演员安妮塔·兰弗洛，她是3位孩子的母亲。人家是职业演员和专业妈妈。话不多说，听歌！
唱的太快歌词没看清？中英文版歌词奉上！
英文版：
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepyhead
Here’s your clothes and your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now! Get up and make your bed
Are you hot? Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and gloves and your scarf and hat
Don’t forget! You gotta feed the cat
Eat your breakfast, the experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at 3 today
Don’t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don’t shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside, don’t play rough, will you just play fair?
Be polite, make a friend, don’t forget to share
Work it out, wait your turn, never take a dare
Get along! Don’t make me come down there
Clean your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away
Make your bed, do it now, do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone! Get off the phone!
Don’t sit so close, turn it down, no texting at the table
No more computer time tonight!
Your iPod’s my iPod if you don’t listen up
Where are you going and with whom and what time do you think you’re coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You’ll appreciate my wisdom someday when you’re older and you’re grown
Can’t wait till you have a couple little children of your own
You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now I thank you not to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew, would appreciate
Take a bite maybe two of the stuff you hate
Use your fork, do not burp or I’ll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an A, get the door, don’t get smart with me
Get a grip, get in here, I’ll count to three
Get a job, get a life, get a PHD
Get a dose of,
“I don’t care who started it!
You’re grounded until you’re 36〃
Get your story straight and tell the truth for once, for heaven’s sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump, too?
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said at least a thousand times before
That you’re too old to act this way
It must be your father’s DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straighter when you walk
A place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth, wash your face, put your PJs on
Get in bed, get up here, say a prayer with mom
Don’t forget, I love you
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom’s work never ends
You don’t need the reason why
Because, because, because, because
I said so, I said so, I said so, I said so
I’m the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom, the mom!!
Ta da!!!
中文版：
起床 起床 快起来！
去洗脸 去刷牙 记得梳头！
这是你的衣服你的鞋
有没有在听啊？！
快起来！然后记得叠被子！
会热吗？会冷吗？
你就这样穿着出门吗？
你的书你的午饭你的作业咧？
拿外套戴手套，还有围巾和帽子
别忘了！你有猫要喂
要吃早餐，因为医生说，早餐在一天当中最重要！
要吃维他命，因为这样你才能长得壮又高！
记得今天下午3点要去看牙医
别忘了钢琴课在今天下午，所以你要练！
别狼吞虎咽 要细嚼慢咽
但快点！ 公车已经到了
小心点！
给我过来~~
你有没有洗你的耳背
出去外面玩，别玩太疯，别闹太凶
有礼貌，要交朋友，记得要分享
要认真，有耐心一点，危险事别做
乖一点，别搞到要让我出面！
去整理房间，叠衣服，把东西收拾干净
把床铺好，马上做，我们整天有空吗！
为什么房间乱得像狗窝一样？
到底有没有在听我说话？
接~~电话，把电话挂掉！
离电视远点，开小声点，吃饭别玩手机
今晚，今晚不准玩电脑！
不想被没收iPod，就给我听话！
你要去哪儿？跟谁鬼混？你几点才会回来？
说谢谢、请、对不起，这样才能到处受欢迎
我的苦心教导，长大了你自然会感激
等你有小孩了
你就知道，你会感激我给你的忠告这么有智慧
但现在，我还要谢谢你没对我翻白眼
吃东西时把嘴巴闭起来
吃一两口你讨厌的东西
用刀叉。不要打饱嗝。不要让我念
把碗里的东西吃干净
考好一点。去开门。别跟我耍小聪明
给我注意，给我过来，我数到3
去赚钱。去上班。去拿个博士回来
去去去~~
我~~不管是谁先开始的
你给我门禁(指晚上不能迟回来)到36岁
给我长话短说，看在老天的份上，你们最好和我说实话！
如果你的朋友都去死，你是不是也去死？
如果我再说一遍，我以前一定说了好几千遍
你已经这么大了还这么幼稚，
这一定是你老爸的DNA
跟我讲话时眼睛要看着我
要站有站相
每个东西都有它的位置，然后每个东西都要放回原位
别再唉唉叫！否则我真的让你哭不出来！
哈！
去刷牙、洗脸，穿睡衣
睡觉去，抱一下，和我一起祷告
别忘了，我爱你
然后明天我们会再来一遍，因为母亲的工作永不结束
你不需要知道理由
因为，因为，因为，因为
我说了算，我说了算，我说了算，我说了算！
我是你妈！你妈，你妈，你妈，你唯一的妈！！
老妈之歌的大火，安妮塔随即创造了老爸之歌，歌词之精辟，语言之凝练，无不让人无比感叹，当爹可真容易啊！！！
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